Amidst all the stories of 'zombie' cannibals of late, sources at the CDC have stated there is no evidence for the existence of zombies, or any virus that could cause the dead to reanimate or cause zombie-like behavior.
Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents
So to recap the latest incidents:
- Doctor spits blood at police
- Man eats face off of homeless man
- Man bites off cousin's nose
- Man bites off the lips of a kitten
- Man cuts off wife's lips and eats them
- Man disembowels himself, throws intestines on cops
- Woman gouges son's eyes out
- Man bites Lowe's store employees
- Woman kidnaps baby, tries to eat it
- Man eats roommate's brain and heart
- Mysterious virus causing sever rash spreading in Florida Schools
- Flesh-eating virus spreading
What's next?
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