Self professed vampire Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharky, has announced that he will seek the Republican nomination for presidency. This mean that Sarah Palin may be forced to compete with 'The Impaler" for the nomination. Can you believe it? The first time in recorded history that a witch and a vampire duke it out in politics! (joke!)
Your Hatred Will Make Me Famous: Making Sense of a Republican Vampire
I can't say I'm surprised. I kinda always suspected many members of the Republican party were undead.
In case you want to see "The Impaler" in action, check out the clips below.